One day, Banta, along with his two friends, one being Polish and the
other being an American go to the police station to get jobs as cops.
However, they would have to answer only one question. The Polish
person goes into the room.
Detective: Who killed Jesus?
Polish: The Catholics.
Detective: Good answer. In an hour or so, we'll tell you if you got
the job.
The American goes next.
Detective: Who killed Jesus?
American: The Jews.
Detective: Good answer. In an hour or so, we'll tell you if you got
the job.
Banta is next.
Detective: Who killed Jesus?
Banta: You have to give me more time. Can I tell you tomorrow?
Detective: Sure, take as much time as you want.
Banta then goes home and he finds his wife making dinner.
Wife: How did your interview go, sweetheart.
Banta: It went very well. I'm on my very first murder case.

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Santa, Banta, and one of their friends, Munnabhai, were stranded on
an uninhabited island. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles
to the next island, which was inhabited. Munnabhai was so determined
to get home that he tried to swim. He swam upto 50 miles, got tired,
and drowned. Then Banta tried. He swam upto 75 miles, but got tired
and drowned, too. Santa thought he could make it all the way, so he
started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he
swam all the way back to the island.