Santa Singh is at the railway station. He asks a man "When will
Rajdhani Express go from here?"
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here?"
Man Replies 11.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here?"
Man Replies 10.30.
Santa singh goes on asking about all the trains.
Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by
train or not.
Santa replies, "No I just want to cross the tracks!"


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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He had to get off on
station that came up at 4 am. He asked the guy sitting opposite him
on the train to wake him up at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so. This
guy was a barber, and felt that for Rs 20 the passenger deserved more
service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off is
beard!

When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went
home. Reaching home he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. His wife said, " What's the matter?" He
replied, "The cheat on the train has taken Rs 20 from me and has
woken up someone else!!!"