High-Tech American, Japanese and Banta Singh

Three men - an American, a Japanese and Banta Singh were sitting in
the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed
his forearm and the beep stoped. The others looked at him
questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip
under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have
a microchip in my hand."

Banta felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had
to do something just as impressive. He steped out of the sauna and
went to toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging
from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow!
What's that?" "I'm getting a fax," he explains.


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Once one sardar and one pathan were traveling in one train. Sardar
was trying to open his suitcase to take out his night dress, but he
was unable to open it. Pathan came and opened the suitcase and said "
Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" and went off .

After an hour sardar was busy in opening his lunch box, but he could
not open it. Pathan came, opened the box and said "Pathan Sher ka
bachcha hai" and went off .

After some time sardar was trying to open the door of the toilet but
he could not. Again Pathan came and opened it with one kick and
said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai"

This time sardar became angry he asked pathan "oye muzhe ek gal bata,
teri ma jungle gayi thi ya sher tere ghar aaya tha?" and went off


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Santa Singh went to kashmir officially and called to his house over
phone.
Sardar had taken the receiver.
Santa Singh : Who is speaking?
Sardar : Servant Sir.
Santa Singh : Where is the Madam?
Sardar : She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Santa Singh : What? I am her husband came to Kashmir today.
Sardar : What can I do now sir?
Santa Singh : Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them,
come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line.
After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...
Sardar : Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?
Santa Singh : Open the back door, throw both of them into the
swimming pool
Sardar : There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Santa Singh : What...? No swimming pool?
Sardar : Yes Sir
Santa Singh : Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!


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