Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh
was singing a song.
After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started
singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you
hanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.


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Once Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He
promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he
came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what was to be filled
there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in
his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they
wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again Santa thought
for a long time before coming up with an answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.


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Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and
asked "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?"
Yes of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh How nice it would be I have been illiterate for so long" replied
Banta with joy.

The sardarni asked his lover, Santa Singh "Santa darling, if we get
engaged will you give me a ring?" "Sure" said Santa, "what's your
phone number?"