One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45KMPH on a highway
and enjoying his drive.
Suddenly a Sardaji came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped
into the car and shouted at the Bihari - "Kabhi honda chalaya kya?"
and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After
some time the Surd came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite
direction, peeped into the car and shouted again "kabhi honda chalaya
kya?" and sped off , This time the Bihari was annoyed , since the
surd was teasing about his driving.
After some time again the Surd came back speeding and said the same
thing peeping into the car. The Bihari was about to say something but
the Surd goes off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but
suddenly stopped as he found the Surd lying on the road, bleeding.
He got down and mocked at the Surd "Kyon Surd , Kabhi Honda chalaye
kya?" The Surd said "Wohi to puch raha tha, Mein Brakes ko dhoond
rahatha."

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A surd wants to somehow get a doctorate. One of his friend advises
him to do research in zoology. So the surd decides to do his research
in zoology, that too with a Frog. He first keeps the frog on a table
and asks it to jump. It jumps.
Now he cuts one of its legs and keeps it over the table. Again he
asks it to jump. Again frog jumps.
Getting boosted by this development, now he cuts another leg and asks
the frog to jump. The frog jumps again.
Getting wondered about it, now he cuts the third leg and again asks
it to jump. The rog jumps.
Now he could not control the suspense and cuts the fourth leg and ask
the frog to jump. It doesn't. Immediately the surd writes in his
thesis "If you cut all the four legs of a frog, it will become deaf."

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A Surd prime minister visited the president of the neighbouring
country and complained about all this jokes about surds that others
tell each other. "This leads to the impression that all surds are
stupid", he said. "You should not take this so earnestly",answered
the neighbouring minister, "These are only jokes and not true
stories. And there are also stupid people in our country. I will
prove it to you."
Saying so, he went to his driver and said: "Please drive to my home
and find out, whether I am at home." The driver immediately went on
his way.
The surd prime minister was satisfied: "He is very stupid indeed.
There is a public phone just at the corner. It would have been easier
to call and check!"

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