It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending
>the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
>sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The
>zoo is not very busy this morning.As they walk through the ape exhibit,
>they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the woman, the
>gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand
>(and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is
>obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband,
>noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests that his wife
>teases the poor fellow some more. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
>wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets
>even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband
>suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
>She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting
>your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he says. This drives
>the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips. Then the husband
>nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her into
>the cage with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM you
>have a headache . . . "