Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
>Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
>Barium.....................What doctors do when patients die.
>Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
>Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.
>Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.
>Colic.......................A sheep dog.
>Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
>D&C........................Where Washington is.
>Dilate......................To live long.
>Enema.....................Not a friend.
>Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.
>Fibula......................A small lie.
>G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball.
>Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.
>Impotent.................Distinguished,
>well known.
>Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.
>Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
>Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.
>Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.
>Node.......................I knew it.
>Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
>Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
>Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
>Post Operative.......A letter carrier.
>Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
>Rectum..................Damn near killed him.
>Secretion...............Hiding something
>Seizure...................Roman emperor.
>Tablet....................A small table.
>Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
>Tumor....................More than one.
>Urine.....................Opposite of mine.
>Varicose.................Near by/close by