I know you from somewhere . . .
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>A guy is in line at the supermarket, when he notices that a very sexy
>Blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
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>So, he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
>
>She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
>of one of my children."
>
>His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful.
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>"Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that
>I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your
>girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
>ass?"
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>"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher.