Johnny wanted to have his way on a girl in his
office,
but she belongs' to someone else. One day, Johnny
got
so frustrated that he went up to her and said
I'll
give you a $1000 dollars if you do me, but the
girl
said, "No."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money
on
the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the
time
you pick it up." She thought for a moment and
said
that she would have to consult her boyfriend.

She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her
boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick
up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
drawers down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour
goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes
the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?"
She replies "The s.o.b. used coins."

Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed.