KerepeK Jokes

[sabahpga]

Johnny wanted to have his way on a girl in his
office,
but she belongs' to someone else. One day, Johnny
got
so frustrated that he went up to her and said
I'll
give you a $1000 dollars if you do me, but the
girl
said, "No."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money
on
the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the
time
you pick it up." She thought for a moment and
said
that she would have to consult her boyfriend.

She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her
boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick
up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
drawers down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an
hour
goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes
the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?"
She replies "The s.o.b. used coins."

Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposal
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting
screwed.

[sabahpga]

Start With "T"

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with
her Young husband constant demands for sex,
decides to Make a schedule for him, to cut down
on the amount of Times that they will have to
make love for the Rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a
piece of Paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but
your never Ending requests for sex are leaving me
drained and Really tired. So I propose that we
only have sex on Days that start with the letter
'T', to minimise the Frequency of our lovemaking
sessions. Don't be mad at Me honey, just
understand where I am coming from, and
Let me know if my request is too demanding of
you."

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator
Magnet and sticks the note to the fridge Door,
hoping that her sex craved husband will be
understanding And accepting of her proposal when
he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the
refrigerator And notices that her note has been
replaced with a Note from her husband that
reads,"Baby, I didn't' Realise that I was putting
you under so much pressure And I'm sorry.I accept
your proposal and have even
Taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of
this Letter, those days starting with the letter
'T' to Make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still
TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs."

[sabahpga]

A woman was helping her husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate point in the
process, told him that he would now need to enter
a password. Something he will use to log on.


The husband was in a rather humorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to
bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the
computer asked him to enter his password, he made
it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in. "P....E....N....I....S.."



His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT
LONG ENOUGH*****

[sabahpga]

man and a woman started to have sex in the middle
of a dark forest.

After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up
and
says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."

The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating
grass for
the past ten minutes!"

[sabahpga]

A professer gave his class an assignment, and the
only reason for not finishing it would be if you
were sick or a close relative died.

So this guy raised his hand and said " What about
sexual exhaustion?"

The whole class burst out laughing.

After the laughter died down the professer
replied " Maybe you should consider using the
other hand!!!!!"

[sabahpga]

poem :

Kissing's a pleasure

Fucking's a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

He says he loves you, and you believe it's true

Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell
with you.

10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain

3 days in hospital, a child without a name

The baby's a bastard

The mother's a whore

This never would have happened if the rubber
hadn't tore

[sabahpga]

Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and
share a double bed.

In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had
this great dream last night, that a girl gave me
a handjob"

The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did
I"

Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for
you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"

[sabahpga]

There was this lady and she really wanted to have
sex,but she was to scared to ask her husband so
she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.

The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled
out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said
"All you have to do is open the jar and say
'Pickle penis my vigina' and it will start having
sex with you".

So later she tries out the pickle penis and it
works great. That is until her husband walks in
and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the
woman says "It's a pickled penis"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS
MY ASS"