A woman was helping her husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate point in the
process, told him that he would now need to enter
a password. Something he will use to log on.


The husband was in a rather humorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to
bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the
computer asked him to enter his password, he made
it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying
in. "P....E....N....I....S.."



His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT
LONG ENOUGH*****