Dad can't cook chinese food


My Dad, God rest his sole, was probably the worst cook in the history of fire. On the rare occasion that he did it was a lesson in humility. One night he decided to make Chinese food. The ingredients consisted of, and I kid you not, white rice, ricotta cheese, corn, peas, and cucumber. He also added a side dish of tatter tots. Needless to say my brother and sister and I fought over the 15 available tatter tots on the table.