bingo is not a matter of life or death

its much more inportant than that.

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a woman wins the jackpot at bingo £400,000 and goes home to her husband.

she says to her husband "pack your bags i won the jackpot" and he replys
wow thats great love where are we going.

which she replys i don`t care just be out of here by 3.00 i`m leaving you.