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  1. #1
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    Default joke

    Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password

    9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

    8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

    7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

    6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it... and a strange aroma of tuna.

    5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of "CyberDog."

    4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

    3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

    2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password...

    1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post

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    Default Another joke

    The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
    lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
    but he had a problem.

    "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.

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    I'm 2400 kms from home.

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    this us a joke?


    hahahahaha

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    xax axax :)))) very good joke :)

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    lolllllll thats funny

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    that is so funny. I'm really enjoy it

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    very good joke P:...

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    Dave goes to the doctors.

    Dave: Doctor help me im going to die in 59 seconds!!

    Doctor: Be with u in a minute.

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    lolllllllll =]
    funny!

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