Small boy wrote to Santa Claus:
"Send me a brother!"
Santa wrote back:
"Send me your mother"
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Night - hedgehog walking over desert bang and he impacted with cactus.
Hedgehog: Mom, here you?
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Boy talking to friend:
-Im always fret when old ladies on wedding's says: "Next will be you" they're stopped when I start said on funeral's "Next will be you".
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Man say to wife:
-If my d**k be 5cm longer I be King.
-If your d**k be 5cm shorter you be Queen - said wife.
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