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  1. #1
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    Default Some jokes

    Small boy wrote to Santa Claus:
    "Send me a brother!"
    Santa wrote back:
    "Send me your mother"
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    Night - hedgehog walking over desert bang and he impacted with cactus.
    Hedgehog: Mom, here you?
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    Boy talking to friend:
    -Im always fret when old ladies on wedding's says: "Next will be you" they're stopped when I start said on funeral's "Next will be you".
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    Man say to wife:
    -If my d**k be 5cm longer I be King.
    -If your d**k be 5cm shorter you be Queen - said wife.
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    LOL at the first one.
    xD

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    lol thats very perverted i hope santas not like that

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    i loved the first one HAHAHA

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    rofl the first one nice!! rofl

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    :roll: :lol: keep going

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    haha i loved the first and third one

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    old joke :)

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    Kinda Pervy but good.

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    lol the first one was the best

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