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    Default Two Guys In Lowe's

    Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when suddenly they collide. The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs. She's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

    The old guy says...... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours!"

    Most old guys are helpful like that!

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    hahahaha...i really love this one...way to go man... :D

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    hahaha i really like this . it's a great joke

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    LOL too funny! I've heard a version of this before. They weren't in Lowe's, but it was the same idea. Still funny even though I'd heard before.

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    Lol like this one very much :]

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