Friends

[film]

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"

Do u want a documentary proof ??

Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

[annie]

* Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons


* Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what
will you pay me?

Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.


* Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?

If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.


* Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.