Drunkard Phone Call

[rameshxavier]

A drunkar rings to a Brandy Shop Owner

DRUNKARD: "Hello Hello!, Is it bbbrandy shop ownner?"
OWNER: "yes sir, hic its me, who're you?"
DRUNKARD: "stupid...hic I'm dying of drinking man...hic "
OWNER: "Today is saturday, shop closed early, tomorrow sunday a holiday...so come on monday and take bottles..."
DRUNKARD: "stupid...hic..I'm dying of drinking man..."
OWNER: "what? can't you wait until monday? okay come to my house...I have 2 to 3 bottles...take them"
DRUNKARD: "stupid...you have 2 to 3 bottles? but I have 600 bottles..."
OWNER: "600 bottles? Then why did you call me?"
DRUNKARD: "That's not man....You locked me up...locked me up...in your shop while closing...come soon..hic..I'm dying of drinking man..."
OWNER: " WHAT? ARE YOU LOCKED UP IN MY SHOP? WAIT SIR...DON'T DRINK ANY MORE...I'M COMING AT ONCE..."

[yuval12344]

goodddddd!!!