Wonderful Definitions

School
A place where Parents pay and Children play!

Family
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
...except that he/she got caught!

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early!

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your confidence after.

Doctor
A person who holds your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get
to open their mouth!

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you
know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise!