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    Default Paki Math Test

    PAKISTANI MATH QUESTION PAPER 1/15/2005 8:17 AM
    follow the rules n regulations while solving the
    paper...all the best

    Instructions
    i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.

    ii)Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qaida group.

    iii)Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may keep their daggers,Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.

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    Math Exam Time 3 hours. Full Marks 100
    All questions are compulsory.

    1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives in his house.
    Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the
    youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife
    gets minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor..
    Abdul has1700 Rupaye left in his house. Abdul's oldest wife needs
    atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find out the time when Abdul will
    have to break Jail to come out and earn money so that his wives do not starve.

    2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marijuana, hashish, heroine
    and LHD s are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of
    Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim , a
    buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he bought.

    3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its
    original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball due to
    tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3 overs.

    4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private
    Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the
    people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in
    Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in
    Calcutta . If his charges are rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from
    Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi,Calcutta and Madras
    respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month.
    Find out The No. of Cinema stars in Mumbai threatened.

    5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47.one AK 49,one Rocket
    Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots for training
    One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher
    costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with
    remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist group admitts 2000 new people
    every year out of which 30 % are court-martialed.
    Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to
    run such a group.

    6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the following
    equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i ; Find out x.

    7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %.
    Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80% .
    FInd the joint probability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also
    a Military general.

    8) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem with
    Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786 instead
    of 3.14.....), if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.

    9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too
    far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The
    wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal
    to the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured with
    respect to the air!) The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the
    time during the flight. Will the airplane ever reach Kargil ? What if the
    speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane, where k is a
    positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the
    trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course) in each
    of the three cases: k=1, k>1 and k<1.

    10) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection of a Triangle" with
    a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as KASHMIR.

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    good one boss. keep it going :lol:

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    hehehe good post dude

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    Did u hear why a pakisthani helicopter crashed? The driver turned off the fan because he felt cold.

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    Interesting to see every aspect of paki in a math QP..lol

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