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  1. 09-11-2005, 05:31 PM #1
    hanzah
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    Default 2 jokes:

    short one:
    A man address god:
    "Oh god, you are allmighty, you've created the world and gave me life!
    A second of yours are a million years of ours! A dollar of yours is a million dollars of ours! Oh god, please lend me a dollar!"
    Suddenly the man hears a heavenly voice: "Ok, One second....."

    A longer one(blond joke):
    A blond looses all her money.
    She beggs god: "Oh please god, I've lost all of my money! Soon I will loose my house! oh please, god, please! Let me win the lottery, just this once!"
    But nothing heppans, and she looses her house and she along with her kids move to live in the car.
    She beggs god once more: "Oh please god, I've lost all of my money! I have lost my house! Soon I will loose the car as well! oh please, god, please! Let me win the lottery, just this once!"
    But nothing heppans, and she looses her car and she along with her kids move to live on the street.
    She beggs god once more: "Oh please god, I've lost all of my money! I have lost my house! I have lost the car as well! My children are starving! oh please, god, please! Let me win the lottery, just this once!"
    Suddenly she hears a heavenly voice saying: "Ok, Work with me, please! BUY A TICKET!!!"
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  2. 09-14-2005, 07:47 AM #2
    chinasnack
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    Default it is too long

    too long,i prefer to working harder to earn the dollar.
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