Man #1: "Did ya hear I got married?"

Man #2: "Oh, that's good."

Man #1:" No, that's bad! She's ugly!"

Man #2: "Oh, that's bad."

Man #1: "No, that's good! She's rich."

Man #2: "Oh, that's good."

Man #1: "No, that's bad! She won't give me a cent."

Man #2: "Oh, that's bad."

Man #1: "No, that's good! She bought me servants and a big house."

Man #2: "Oh, that's good."

Man #1: "No, that's bad! The house burnt down."

Man #2: "Oh, that's bad."

Man #1: "No, that's good! She was in it."