New man in her life

A woman had a new man in her life, all was going well, but then after a few weeks she was sent a "smutty text" ending with: ""I love you, Jill & can't wait to see you again, X" - trouble is, she isn't Jill.

She said: "I thought for a moment and then sent a copy of the text back to him with 'Dear John' at the beginning."