Men Are Hard To Please

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>>The problems with GUYS:

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>>If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

>>If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

>>If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

>>If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

>>If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

>>If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

>>If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

>>If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

>>If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

>>If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

>>If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

>>If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

>>If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

>>If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

>>If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

>> If he SCOLDS u,it is because he CARES for u.

>>If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

>>If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

>>If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

>>If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

>>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

>>If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

>>If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

>>If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

>>& sooo hard to please!!!!!

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>>hehe.. this is funny isnt it... no offense 2 guys... but this is at

>>the very least 90% true

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>>If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

>>but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....