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    Default Blonde in the elevator

    A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"
    The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like a cum stain too!"

    The blonde leans over and licks the spot on the elevator wall, then says, "Yep, but it's nobody from this building."

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    Default one thread

    post everything in one thread.
    pls kindly follow this.

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    another good one about a blonde :D

    A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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    Good jokes. And as said by ftvfatboy, don't open individual threads for a single joke. This is considered as Spam here. Read the forum rules bfore posting.

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    a good one. Thanx...

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    I'm not a usually a fan of blonde jokes but this one was quite good!

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    a good one. Thanx...

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    Question: How do you know a blonde has been writing on your computer?
    Answer: From the correction fluid on the screen.(you know that white stuff)

    Question(old one): What are 100 blondes doing in the bottome of the ocean?
    Answer:Waiting for Leonardo di Caprio.

    Question:What do you call 100 blondes in the bottom of the ocean?
    Answer:A good start!

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