Birth humor
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so
he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently,
Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little
while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in
there in the first place... smack his ass again"
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