Hard or soft?

[Ramsonne]

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his
elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her
and says, "Ma'am,! if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll
forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

[ranees]

that's a great one

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