terrorists?

[ylemx]

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be
a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to
every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Tony Blair said, "If God had wanted
us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
fingers and toes."

[benjamindurdle]

That is great, where did you get that?

[koev]

haha... good one.

Shortly after the 9/11 attacks it was reported that a new terrorist organization was forming in Canada. Seems it appealed to those who enjoy cutting down trees. The had become known as Your Momma Been Login'.